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    Paddy's Pregnant Sister

    Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma. After being unconscious for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant; frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.
    The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins!..... A boy and a girl. The babies are fine now, however they were poorly at birth and had to be Christened immediately...your brother came in and named them".
    The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not me brother...he's absolutely clueless!"
    Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's my daughter's name?"
    "Denise," says the doctor. The new mother is somewhat relieved, "Wow, that's a beautiful name, I guess I was wrong about my brother....I like Denise."
    Then she asks, "What's the boy's name?"
    "Denephew".


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    Re: Paddy's Pregnant Sister

    The butterfly counts not months but moments, and has time enough. - Rabindranath Tagore

    Keep true to the dreams of your youth. - Friedrich Schiller

    The only philosophy which can be responsibly practised in face of despair is the attempt to contemplate all things as they would present themselves from the standpoint of redemption. - Theodor Adorno

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