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    Father's Day Jokes

    I know this joke has been around forever, but in never ceases to make me laugh:

    Letters Between Son and Dad

    Dear Dad,
    $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
    Love,
    Your $on
    ------------------

    The Reply:

    Dear Son,
    I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.
    Dad
    Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around.


    True love is wanting to give to another person without any thought about
    who’s getting the better of the deal.

    Love always creates, it never destroys. In this lie's man's only promise

    ~All quotes by Leo Buscaglia


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    Re: Father's Day Jokes

    lmao, I've never actually heard that before but it's quite clever.
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    Re: Father's Day Jokes

    The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle. He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present.

    "Who is the most obedient?" he asked. "Who never talks back to mother? Who does everything she says?"

    Five small voices answered in unison, "Okay, dad, you get the toy."


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    One time my kids wanted to surprise me with a good breakfast in bed on Father's Day.

    They put a cot in the kitchen.

    Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around.


    True love is wanting to give to another person without any thought about
    who’s getting the better of the deal.

    Love always creates, it never destroys. In this lie's man's only promise

    ~All quotes by Leo Buscaglia


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    Re: Father's Day Jokes

    my son asked me to pay for his RED Seal exam to become a chef(full fledged) as a father I said yes of course (since I payed off his student loan). More power to him for doing it.

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    Re: Father's Day Jokes

    Happy Fathers Day ??

    You people have these events on very dd days.....we had ours a month or so ago. Ah, nevermind and Happy Fathers Day to all you great Dads out there

    Enjoy

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    Re: Father's Day Jokes

    Ahhhh, Snooks, you should have posted about Father's Day in Australia so we could have wished you a great one! However, you ARE allowed to enjoy ours now as I know you are a very remarkable and great Dad!

    Enjoy the jokes yet again.
    Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around.


    True love is wanting to give to another person without any thought about
    who’s getting the better of the deal.

    Love always creates, it never destroys. In this lie's man's only promise

    ~All quotes by Leo Buscaglia


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    Re: Father's Day Jokes



    Nice jokes (again)
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