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    Roses & Hanging Baskets

    A teenage granddaughter
    comes downstairs for her date
    with this see-through blouse on and no bra.

    Her grandmother just pitched a fit,
    telling her not to dare go out like that!
    The teenager tells her 'Loosen up Grams.
    These are modern times.
    You gotta let your rose buds show!'
    and out she goes.

    The next day the teenager comes down stairs,
    and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on.

    The teenager wants to die.
    She explains to her grandmother
    that she has friends coming over
    and that it is just not appropriate....

    The grandmother says,
    'Loosen up, Sweetie.
    If you can show off your rose buds,
    then I can display my hanging baskets.

    Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around.


    True love is wanting to give to another person without any thought about
    who’s getting the better of the deal.

    Love always creates, it never destroys. In this lie's man's only promise

    ~All quotes by Leo Buscaglia


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    Re: Roses & Hanging Baskets

    Aahahaahahahahahhaahaha!!!!!!!

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