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    Ed Zachary Disease

    You must read this aloud, or in your mind is fine.....but PLEASE, use an Asian accent when you read the Doctors part

    A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist.

    Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex therapist Dr.. Chang.

    So she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room Dr. Chang said 'OK take off all your crose.'

    The woman did as she was told.

    'Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room.'

    Again the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said 'OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.' So she did.

    Dr.Chang shook his head slowly and said, 'Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates.'

    Worried the woman asked anxiously, 'Oh my God Dr.Chang what is Ed Zachary Disease?'

    Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, 'Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your butt.'
    Last edited by Snooks; 06-30-2011 at 06:06 AM.

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    Re: Ed Zachary Disease

    I cant believe that no one has posted or made a comment about this joke, I personally found it hilarious and giggled for ages

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    Re: Ed Zachary Disease

    Sorry Snooks. I did laugh. But I have heard it before. It is a funny joke.
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    Re: Ed Zachary Disease

    Quote Originally Posted by Snooks View Post
    I cant believe that no one has posted or made a comment about this joke, I personally found it hilarious and giggled for ages
    I read it yesterday but didn't stop to respond. I had another great laugh just now, too! LOVE that joke!

    I did a pretty good impression, too!
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