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    Aren't Older Women Great?

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    After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said:

    "Forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.

    Now ... I have a $500,000.00 home, a $35,000.00 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 63-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

    My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

    Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.

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    They sure do!
    Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around.


    True love is wanting to give to another person without any thought about
    whos getting the better of the deal.

    Love always creates, it never destroys. In this lie's man's only promise

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    Re: Aren't Older Women Great?

    Something is wrong with me. I am 31 years old now, and I would not mind living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

    The butterfly counts not months but moments, and has time enough. - Rabindranath Tagore

    Keep true to the dreams of your youth. - Friedrich Schiller

    The only philosophy which can be responsibly practised in face of despair is the attempt to contemplate all things as they would present themselves from the standpoint of redemption. - Theodor Adorno

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    Re: Aren't Older Women Great?

    Quote Originally Posted by Vautrin View Post
    Something is wrong with me. I am 31 years old now, and I would not mind living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

    You didn't mention the 23 year old hot chick!!!!!
    The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get to the office. (Robert Frost)

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    Re: Aren't Older Women Great?

    Quote Originally Posted by TKDLady View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Vautrin View Post
    Something is wrong with me. I am 31 years old now, and I would not mind living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

    You didn't mention the 23 year old hot chick!!!!!
    Well, this is a family forum
    The butterfly counts not months but moments, and has time enough. - Rabindranath Tagore

    Keep true to the dreams of your youth. - Friedrich Schiller

    The only philosophy which can be responsibly practised in face of despair is the attempt to contemplate all things as they would present themselves from the standpoint of redemption. - Theodor Adorno

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    Re: Aren't Older Women Great?

    You don't have to go into detail as to what you would do with her in that sofa bed!!!!!!
    The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get to the office. (Robert Frost)

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    Re: Aren't Older Women Great?

    Play a game of strip chess?
    The butterfly counts not months but moments, and has time enough. - Rabindranath Tagore

    Keep true to the dreams of your youth. - Friedrich Schiller

    The only philosophy which can be responsibly practised in face of despair is the attempt to contemplate all things as they would present themselves from the standpoint of redemption. - Theodor Adorno

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    Re: Aren't Older Women Great?

    Quote Originally Posted by Vautrin View Post
    Play a game of strip chess?
    You like to work slowly don't you!!! Ha Ha.
    The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get to the office. (Robert Frost)

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    Re: Aren't Older Women Great?

    Quote Originally Posted by Vautrin View Post
    Play a game of strip chess?
    I wasn't going to ask, I wasn't, I wasn't. But the nosiness in me just HAS to.

    Is strip chess than much more passionate than strip poker because of the buildup?
    Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around.


    True love is wanting to give to another person without any thought about
    whos getting the better of the deal.

    Love always creates, it never destroys. In this lie's man's only promise

    ~All quotes by Leo Buscaglia


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    Re: Aren't Older Women Great?

    We have to get rid of the bishops first .
    The butterfly counts not months but moments, and has time enough. - Rabindranath Tagore

    Keep true to the dreams of your youth. - Friedrich Schiller

    The only philosophy which can be responsibly practised in face of despair is the attempt to contemplate all things as they would present themselves from the standpoint of redemption. - Theodor Adorno

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    Re: Aren't Older Women Great?

    Quote Originally Posted by Vautrin View Post
    We have to get rid of the bishops first .

    LOVE that!
    Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around.


    True love is wanting to give to another person without any thought about
    whos getting the better of the deal.

    Love always creates, it never destroys. In this lie's man's only promise

    ~All quotes by Leo Buscaglia


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