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    A Boy's Revenge

    A boy about 13 years old walked down the street dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him.

    He came up to the doorstep of a brothel and knocked on the
    door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked
    what he wanted.

    He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it."

    The Madam figured why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls. He asked, "Do any of the girls have any venereal diseases?"

    Of course, the Madam said no. He said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want."

    Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for
    it, the cynical Madam told him to go to the first room on the right.

    He headed down the hall dragging the squashed amphibian behind him.

    Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door.

    The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only
    girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?"

    He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my
    parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the Dose that I just caught."

    "When Mum and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way he'll give her one in the car and he'll catch the dose. Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's, he and Mum will go to bed and have sex and Mum will catch it."

    "In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver
    the milk, have a quickie with Mum and catch the clap ...

    and HE'S the B@$*@rd who ran over my frog!"

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    Re: A Boy's Revenge



    That'll fix'em.
    I'm so much cooler online...

    There is no kill switch for awesome.

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    Re: A Boy's Revenge

    Didn't see that coming.
    Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around.


    True love is wanting to give to another person without any thought about
    who’s getting the better of the deal.

    Love always creates, it never destroys. In this lie's man's only promise

    ~All quotes by Leo Buscaglia


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    Re: A Boy's Revenge

    Would it not be simpler for the kid to give his dad a freebie with Amber? It would at least ensure his own health?
    The butterfly counts not months but moments, and has time enough. - Rabindranath Tagore

    Keep true to the dreams of your youth. - Friedrich Schiller

    The only philosophy which can be responsibly practised in face of despair is the attempt to contemplate all things as they would present themselves from the standpoint of redemption. - Theodor Adorno

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    Re: A Boy's Revenge

    Quote Originally Posted by Vautrin View Post
    Would it not be simpler for the kid to give his dad a freebie with Amber? It would at least ensure his own health?
    That would have ruined the joke!!!
    The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get to the office. (Robert Frost)

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    Re: A Boy's Revenge

    It would have, but at least the boy would not be walking around with some STD.
    The butterfly counts not months but moments, and has time enough. - Rabindranath Tagore

    Keep true to the dreams of your youth. - Friedrich Schiller

    The only philosophy which can be responsibly practised in face of despair is the attempt to contemplate all things as they would present themselves from the standpoint of redemption. - Theodor Adorno

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vautrin View Post
    It would have, but at least the boy would not be walking around with some STD.
    But it isn't real so he isn't really walking around diseased and besides, since he knows he has something he can go immediately to the hospital to get it fixed while the others suffer.
    The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get to the office. (Robert Frost)

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