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    Ten Signs You're Too Old for Trick or Treating

    With Hallowe'en just around the corner, here's a joke to get you in the mood:

    Ten Signs That You’re Too Old for Trick or Treating

    10. You get winded from knocking on the door.

    9. You have another kid chew the candy for you.

    8. You ask for high fiber candy only.

    7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.

    6. People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not
    wearing a mask.

    5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't
    remember the rest.

    4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of
    restraining orders.

    3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't
    dislodge your hairpiece.

    2. You're the only Super Hero in the neighborhood with a
    walker.

    1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.
    Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around.


    True love is wanting to give to another person without any thought about
    who’s getting the better of the deal.

    Love always creates, it never destroys. In this lie's man's only promise

    ~All quotes by Leo Buscaglia


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    Re: Ten Signs You're Too Old for Trick or Treating

    11. When you let out groans of undead creatures such as zombies or mummies.
    The butterfly counts not months but moments, and has time enough. - Rabindranath Tagore

    Keep true to the dreams of your youth. - Friedrich Schiller

    The only philosophy which can be responsibly practised in face of despair is the attempt to contemplate all things as they would present themselves from the standpoint of redemption. - Theodor Adorno

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    Re: Ten Signs You're Too Old for Trick or Treating

    12. When your dentures are stuck in a piece of caramel on your nightstand and you don't remember where you left the rest of your candy.

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    Re: Ten Signs You're Too Old for Trick or Treating

    Good thread for another laugh.
    Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around.


    True love is wanting to give to another person without any thought about
    who’s getting the better of the deal.

    Love always creates, it never destroys. In this lie's man's only promise

    ~All quotes by Leo Buscaglia


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