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    The Dentist

    A guy and a girl meet at a bar.

    They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place.

    A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands.

    He then takes off his trousers and again washes his hands.
    The girl has been watching him and says:

    "You must be a dentist."
    The guy, surprised, says:
    "Yes .... How did you figure that out?"
    "Easy.." she replies, "you keep washing your hands."
    One thing leads to another and they make love.
    After it's over the girl says: "You must be a good dentist."

    The guy, now with an inflated ego, says:
    "Sure - I'm a good dentist. How did you figure that out?"
    The girl replies:.....

    "Didn't feel a thing."

    Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around.


    True love is wanting to give to another person without any thought about
    who’s getting the better of the deal.

    Love always creates, it never destroys. In this lie's man's only promise

    ~All quotes by Leo Buscaglia


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    Re: The Dentist

    mom and lil' sis are dentists! wait until I tell them this joke, hahaha!
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    Re: The Dentist

    Quote Originally Posted by twinkle View Post
    mom and lil' sis are dentists! wait until I tell them this joke, hahaha!
    Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around.


    True love is wanting to give to another person without any thought about
    who’s getting the better of the deal.

    Love always creates, it never destroys. In this lie's man's only promise

    ~All quotes by Leo Buscaglia


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    Re: The Dentist

    Good joke!
    The butterfly counts not months but moments, and has time enough. - Rabindranath Tagore

    Keep true to the dreams of your youth. - Friedrich Schiller

    The only philosophy which can be responsibly practised in face of despair is the attempt to contemplate all things as they would present themselves from the standpoint of redemption. - Theodor Adorno

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    Re: The Dentist

    ohhh nasty hahaha!!

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