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    Psalm 365 - Joke

    Received this in an email today.

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    HYMN # 365

    This is too funny - but I suspect the minister didn't appreciate it.

    A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

    With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had
    All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

    And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
    Said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
    I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

    Sermon complete, he sat down...

    The song leader stood very cautiously and announced
    With a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song,
    Let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'

    Smile - life is too short not to!!
    If this brightened your day
    Don't let it stop here
    Pass it on with a smile
    Keep spreading the Cheer.

    Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around.


    True love is wanting to give to another person without any thought about
    who’s getting the better of the deal.

    Love always creates, it never destroys. In this lie's man's only promise

    ~All quotes by Leo Buscaglia


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    Re: Psalm 365 - Joke

    The butterfly counts not months but moments, and has time enough. - Rabindranath Tagore

    Keep true to the dreams of your youth. - Friedrich Schiller

    The only philosophy which can be responsibly practised in face of despair is the attempt to contemplate all things as they would present themselves from the standpoint of redemption. - Theodor Adorno

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