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    The Cleaning Man - Lawyer Joke

    A man was part of a national wildlife preserve before he died. He loved to clean up areas for all kinds of animals, and thought he had done a lot of good in the world. So when he died, he expected to go to heaven.

    He was very surprised when the angel, who told people whether they were going to heaven or hell, said, "I'm sorry, but you were sent to hell."

    "Are you quite sure you haven't made mistake?" the young man asked.

    "We never make mistakes and never have." The angel replied.

    So the young man thought, well, okay, and went with the devil to hell.

    When the young man got there, he thought, "What a mess! I am NOT going to be living in such a pigsty." so he started to clean the place up.

    A few weeks later, the angel came down to hell to tell the young man that they indeed had made a mistake and he was supposed to go to heaven.

    "Woah, you can't just take him! He's mine now and this place looks great!" Said the devil.

    "Oh, well then we'll just sue you!" The angel said back.

    "And how the heck do you plan to do that?" taunted the devil. "We've got all the lawyers."
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    Lawyers always get picked on.
    Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around.


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    Re: The Cleaning Man - Lawyer Joke



    Actually I know some decent lawyers.
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    Re: The Cleaning Man - Lawyer Joke

    Quote Originally Posted by Vautrin View Post


    Actually I know some decent lawyers.
    There ARE decent lawyers for sure but they are all targeted for jokes.
    Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around.


    True love is wanting to give to another person without any thought about
    whos getting the better of the deal.

    Love always creates, it never destroys. In this lie's man's only promise

    ~All quotes by Leo Buscaglia


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    Re: The Cleaning Man - Lawyer Joke



    yeah i would like to think they are not all bad....
    " To thy own self be true..."

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    Re: The Cleaning Man - Lawyer Joke

    My apartment could certainly do with that young cleaning man for an hour or two! Sorry, don't know any decent lawyers either, I'm good with bankers (go figure, in Geneva )
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    Re: The Cleaning Man - Lawyer Joke

    i would like to believe in good upstanding lawyers too. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.

    A lawyer and a China man decided to go into the restaurant business , The China man asked " What shall we call it? " The lawyer said " So Sue Me "

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    Re: The Cleaning Man - Lawyer Joke

    Quote Originally Posted by mindscrape View Post
    i would like to believe in good upstanding lawyers too. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.

    A lawyer and a China man decided to go into the restaurant business , The China man asked " What shall we call it? " The lawyer said " So Sue Me "
    Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around.


    True love is wanting to give to another person without any thought about
    whos getting the better of the deal.

    Love always creates, it never destroys. In this lie's man's only promise

    ~All quotes by Leo Buscaglia


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