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    Somewhere over the rainbow!

    Advice For An Old Guy

    I was working out at the gym when I spotted a sweet young thing walking in....

    I asked the trainer standing next to me "What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?"

    The trainer looked me over and said "I would recommend the ATM in the lobby."

    Last edited by Luba; 10-23-2012 at 08:41 AM. Reason: Oops! Didn't post the entire joke
    Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around.

    True love is wanting to give to another person without any thought about
    who’s getting the better of the deal.

    Love always creates, it never destroys. In this lie's man's only promise

    ~All quotes by Leo Buscaglia

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