Am I or am I not? That's the question

[Rin]

So,it happened while I was browing the internet. A friend of mine showed me a piece of fanfiction written by his friend. It was okay till I got to middle of fanfiction.

There, right there, this was written:

What that humanoid anus wants to say....

So am I or am I not what was said above? I think I am not, but I am not sure.....

So yeah......

And I am not making this up.

So am I an anus or not, that's the question, to quote Hamlet.
*hangs head in shame*

Btw, this is no joke, though it may be worded as such. This is what really happened and I snapped when it did.....

Sorry for troubling.....

[Vault Of Heaven]

I don't understand why a humanoid anus is related to you, Rin.

[Alienated]

Well Rin I have been called one of them all my life... I don't know you since I'm new to the forum.

But I don't think I have seen you at any of the meetings. Are you a closet anus, or like to show your true self in public ?

I usually stay in sphincter mode in public until I meet another from the group, then it's a full blown Anus Off !! It's NOT pretty, and has even gotten security called.

So since I am a veteran of Anus Association of America, give me a chance to see you in a stressful situation, and I can determine right away if you are a true human anus !!