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    Bad First Dates

    Alienated mentioned this in another thread, so I thought I would start one to share bad first date stories. Or good first date stories. Or, you know, just anything related to dating.

    I'll start.

    I was on a date once, and we were 20 miles from no where walking around a lake after having had lunch. Out of no where I get the fear. You know, the fear you're going to crap in your pants before you can make it to the bathroom? Since there was no bathroom I had but one choice: frontier style. I had to explain to the guy that I really really really needed to use the restroom and asked him to walk quiet far from where I was and prayed I was downwind. Yep. I had to take a crap in the woods and wipe with leaves on a first date. I'm sure that made quiet the impression!!!
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    Re: Bad First Dates

    I would have been impressed !! Most women won't admit they fart !!
    When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. Arthur Conan Doyle

    " If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice. I will choose Free Will " RUSH

    2 Timothy 1:7 For God has not given us a Spirit of fear, but of power, love, and self discipline.

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    Re: Bad First Dates

    Quote Originally Posted by Alienated View Post
    I would have been impressed !! Most women won't admit they fart !!
    Who said I fart?
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    Re: Bad First Dates

    t I really really really needed to use the restroom and asked him to walk quiet far from where I was and prayed I was downwind. Yep. I had to take a crap in the woods and wipe with leaves on a first date. I'm sure that made






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    Re: Bad First Dates

    My first date was great. I received a sweet kiss. And that was my first kiss.

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