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    Bad First Dates

    Alienated mentioned this in another thread, so I thought I would start one to share bad first date stories. Or good first date stories. Or, you know, just anything related to dating.

    I'll start.

    I was on a date once, and we were 20 miles from no where walking around a lake after having had lunch. Out of no where I get the fear. You know, the fear you're going to crap in your pants before you can make it to the bathroom? Since there was no bathroom I had but one choice: frontier style. I had to explain to the guy that I really really really needed to use the restroom and asked him to walk quiet far from where I was and prayed I was downwind. Yep. I had to take a crap in the woods and wipe with leaves on a first date. I'm sure that made quiet the impression!!!
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    Re: Bad First Dates

    I would have been impressed !! Most women won't admit they fart !!
    “When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. ” Arthur Conan Doyle

    " If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice. I will choose Free Will " RUSH

    2 Timothy 1:7 For God has not given us a Spirit of fear, but of power, love, and self discipline.

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    Re: Bad First Dates

    Quote Originally Posted by Alienated View Post
    I would have been impressed !! Most women won't admit they fart !!
    Who said I fart?
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    Re: Bad First Dates

    t I really really really needed to use the restroom and asked him to walk quiet far from where I was and prayed I was downwind. Yep. I had to take a crap in the woods and wipe with leaves on a first date. I'm sure that made






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    Re: Bad First Dates

    My first date was great. I received a sweet kiss. And that was my first kiss.

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