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    Thumbs down Do not use recycled toilet paper!

    Recently I purchased recycled toilet paper because although I'm no Treehugger, I do try to remain at least somewhat environmentally conscious.

    I don't leave lights on where necessary, in fact I'm pretty much always in the dark (right?), I have the heat lower than most, my computers are part of my livelihood but they go into standby after 20 and 25 minutes and I limit my driving as well as bags at the grocery store (to name a few things).

    I even recycle as much as I can.

    So, I finally got past my imagery of clumps of pre ass stained paper being dredged out of the ocean being thrown into a vat and finally purchased some recycled toilet paper.

    I'm here to tell you, it looks the same as ordinary toilet paper but that is where the similarities stop. It is so rough I'm sure that it's been recycled with other forms of paper such as photo copier paper, newspaper and sandpaper.

    It is so abrasive that my ass is super smooth and shiny now, in fact it looks pretty much like chrome. My bunger no longer looks like a bunger, it looks more like a knothole in a coffee table. Seriously, I had This Old House in the other day so they could do a photo shoot on my ass.

    The worst part is that I bought and 00ber pack of recycled toilet paper so I'll be using it for weeks. It's getting to the point now where I can't even sit on a chair because I'll slide right off it.

    Heed my warning, don't buy it, you'll regret every single wipe with it.
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    Re: Do not use recycled toilet paper!

    Let's see......I may have some penaten cream for diaper rash left.

    I'm sorry to hear you have so many rolls left...send it on to me as what are parents for but to help?
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    Re: Do not use recycled toilet paper!



    Sorry for my laughter......... i cannot help it!

    Poor Duke & his smooth bottom! I did try some before ........ but Bridgie bought the 4-pack and i do agree it's not worth a second purchase i guess still at this time! The idea is good, i think......... someone out there has to be smart enough to make it softer!

    Well none the less Kudo's to you for trying! FYI in the meantime just go get yourself some of the grippy stuff they put under rugs to stay in place and just customize your furniture so you can stay in place!!!!!
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    Re: Do not use recycled toilet paper!

    I'm sorry, I can NOT stop laughing!!!! I keep imagining you sitting down and BAM hitting the floor. Standing up all embarrassed and saying, "Sorry, slick bottom."

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    Re: Do not use recycled toilet paper!

    This reminds me of watching "Extreme Cheapskates" last night.

    There was a guy that swore he saved a ton of money per month by separating his 2-ply toilet paper into 1-ply.

    A family of 8 used wash cloths for toilet paper. They swore they saved a ton of money despite the fact they re-used them. Washing/Drying, doesn't sound like a money saver to me, not to mention disgusting.

    There was another guy who hooked up a dish washing sprayer to his toilet and didn't use toilet paper at all. Maybe I'm part French, but his sprayer looked ingenious to me.


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    Re: Do not use recycled toilet paper!



    Luba's response raises more questions
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    Re: Do not use recycled toilet paper!

    Quote Originally Posted by Vautrin View Post


    Luba's response raises more questions
    Just me being silly as usual!
    Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around.


    True love is wanting to give to another person without any thought about
    whos getting the better of the deal.

    Love always creates, it never destroys. In this lie's man's only promise

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    Re: Do not use recycled toilet paper!

    Quote Originally Posted by Luba View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Vautrin View Post


    Luba's response raises more questions
    Just me being silly as usual!
    This is a funny thread!
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    Re: Do not use recycled toilet paper!

    Quote Originally Posted by BridgieBridge View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Luba View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Vautrin View Post


    Luba's response raises more questions
    Just me being silly as usual!
    This is a funny thread!
    It is! I think it's because Duke hides nothing! If it needs to be said, he says it!
    Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around.


    True love is wanting to give to another person without any thought about
    whos getting the better of the deal.

    Love always creates, it never destroys. In this lie's man's only promise

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    Re: Do not use recycled toilet paper!

    I mean, Luba, your grandchild has hit 18 now. So there is no need to keep such cream as memorabilia to Duke's long lost childhood ...
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