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    Dangerous Foods Causing Suffering - Joke

    A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa .

    'The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.
    Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?'

    After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, ‘Wedding Cake.'
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    Re: Dangerous Foods Causing Suffering - Joke

    The butterfly counts not months but moments, and has time enough. - Rabindranath Tagore

    Keep true to the dreams of your youth. - Friedrich Schiller

    The only philosophy which can be responsibly practised in face of despair is the attempt to contemplate all things as they would present themselves from the standpoint of redemption. - Theodor Adorno

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    Re: Dangerous Foods Causing Suffering - Joke

    so glad I didn't have wedding cake when we got married LOL

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    Re: Dangerous Foods Causing Suffering - Joke

    Quote Originally Posted by Rosie Sanchez View Post
    so glad I didn't have wedding cake when we got married LOL
    Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around.


    True love is wanting to give to another person without any thought about
    who’s getting the better of the deal.

    Love always creates, it never destroys. In this lie's man's only promise

    ~All quotes by Leo Buscaglia


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