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    Men Taking Things Literally

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    After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kind of strange.
    So she decides to do a DNA test.
    She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents.

    Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to tell you.

    Husband: Whatís up?

    Wife: According to the DNA test results, this is not our kid.

    Husband: Well you donít remember, do you??
    When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed that our baby had pooped.

    You said: Please go change the baby, Iíll wait for you here.

    So I went inside, left the dirty one there and got a clean one.

    Moral:
    Never give a man a job that doesn't belong to him.





    Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around.


    True love is wanting to give to another person without any thought about
    whoís getting the better of the deal.

    Love always creates, it never destroys. In this lie's man's only promise

    ~All quotes by Leo Buscaglia


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    Re: Men Taking Things Literally

    The butterfly counts not months but moments, and has time enough. - Rabindranath Tagore

    Keep true to the dreams of your youth. - Friedrich Schiller

    The only philosophy which can be responsibly practised in face of despair is the attempt to contemplate all things as they would present themselves from the standpoint of redemption. - Theodor Adorno

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    Re: Men Taking Things Literally

    Yes, Vautrin, I laugh every time I read this joke....and I've read it several times now.
    Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around.


    True love is wanting to give to another person without any thought about
    whoís getting the better of the deal.

    Love always creates, it never destroys. In this lie's man's only promise

    ~All quotes by Leo Buscaglia


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