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    Political Correctness For Students

    Political Correctness For Students

    Your bedroom isn't cluttered; it's "passage-restrictive."

    Kids don't get in trouble anymore. They merely hit "social speed bumps."

    You're not having a bad hair day; you're suffering from "rebellious follicle syndrome."

    No one's tall anymore. They're "vertically enhanced."

    You're not shy. You're "conversationally selective."

    You don't talk a lot. You're just "abundantly verbal."

    It's not called gossip anymore. It's "transmission of near-factual information."

    The food at the school cafeteria isn't awful. It's "digestively challenged."

    Your homework isn't missing; it's just having an "out-of-notebook experience."

    You're not sleeping in class; you're "rationing consciousness."

    You don't have smelly gym socks; you have "odor-retentive athletic footwear."

    You weren't passing notes in class. You were "participating in the discreet exchange of penned meditations."

    You're not being sent to the principal's office. You're "going on a mandatory field trip to the administrative building.
    Political Correctness For Kids

    Your bedroom isn't cluttered; it's "passage-restrictive."

    Kids don't get in trouble anymore. They merely hit "social speed bumps."

    You're not having a bad hair day; you're suffering from "rebellious follicle syndrome."

    No one's tall anymore. They're "vertically enhanced."

    You're not shy. You're "conversationally selective."

    You don't talk a lot. You're just "abundantly verbal."

    It's not called gossip anymore. It's "transmission of near-factual information."

    The food at the school cafeteria isn't awful. It's "digestively challenged."

    Your homework isn't missing; it's just having an "out-of-notebook experience."

    You're not sleeping in class; you're "rationing consciousness."

    You don't have smelly gym socks; you have "odor-retentive athletic footwear."

    You weren't passing notes in class. You were "participating in the discreet exchange of penned meditations."

    You're not being sent to the principal's office. You're "going on a mandatory field trip to the administrative building.

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    "Transmission of near factual information" and "rebellious follicle syndrome" LMAO

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    lol, the world is way to PC now.


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