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    Elementary school age children's view of Moms...

    LOVE this and wanted to post...out of the mouths of babes...

    Why did God make mothers?
    1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
    2. Mostly to clean the house.
    3. To help us out of they're when we are getting born.

    How did God make mothers?
    1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
    2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
    3. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.

    What ingredients are mothers made of?
    1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
    2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly used string, I think.

    Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
    1. We're related.
    2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other peoples' moms like me.

    What kind of little girl was your mom?
    1. My mom has always been my mom and none of the other stuff.
    2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
    3. They say she used to be nice.

    What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
    1. His last name.
    2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer? Does he make at least $800/year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?

    Why did your mom marry your dad?
    1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a lot.
    2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
    3. My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.

    Who's the boss at your house?
    1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because Dad's such a goofball.
    2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
    3. I guess mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.

    What's the difference between moms and dads?
    1. Moms work at work and work at home, and dads just got to work at work.
    2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scarring them.
    3. Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's house.

    What does your mom do in her spare time?
    1. Mothers don't do spare time.
    2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

    What would it take to make your mom perfect?
    1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
    2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.

    If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
    1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
    2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.

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    Re: Elementary school age children's view of Moms...

    Quote Originally Posted by Luba
    LOVE this and wanted to post...out of the mouths of babes...

    Why did God make mothers?
    3. To help us out of they're when we are getting born.

    What kind of little girl was your mom?
    3. They say she used to be nice.

    What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
    1. His last name.
    2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer? Does he make at least $800/year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?

    Why did your mom marry your dad?
    2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
    3. My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.

    Who's the boss at your house?
    2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.

    What's the difference between moms and dads?
    2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scarring them.

    If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
    2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
    Those are classics.

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    I loved them all Luba. They are so cute.
    The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get to the office. (Robert Frost)

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    Re: Elementary school age children's view of Moms.

    I received this in an email this morning again. Thank goodness I searched before posting it yet again. It IS funny to read again.
    Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around.


    True love is wanting to give to another person without any thought about
    who’s getting the better of the deal.

    Love always creates, it never destroys. In this lie's man's only promise

    ~All quotes by Leo Buscaglia


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    Re: Elementary school age children's view of Moms.

    What ingredients are mothers made of?
    1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.

    Who's the boss at your house?
    1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because Dad's such a goofball.

    What's the difference between moms and dads?
    2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scarring them.


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    Re: Elementary school age children's view of Moms.

    I LOVE these! I'd like to read some about "Elementary school age children's views of Dads, too!
    Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around.


    True love is wanting to give to another person without any thought about
    who’s getting the better of the deal.

    Love always creates, it never destroys. In this lie's man's only promise

    ~All quotes by Leo Buscaglia


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    Re: Elementary school age children's view of Moms...

    As I was searching to read if there was a thread about children's sayings I came across this cute one to reread again. LOVE it!
    Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around.


    True love is wanting to give to another person without any thought about
    who’s getting the better of the deal.

    Love always creates, it never destroys. In this lie's man's only promise

    ~All quotes by Leo Buscaglia


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